Sometimes. As a treat.

He’s like if a deranged shitpost became president.

Probably

Good question. I guess we’ll have to see where people end up. We might start seeing “greentexts” from other sources, and I think that’s fine too.

This is nightmare fuel

I don’t think Anon will need to worry about having that job for long.

Found the rest

Thanks for keeping the lights on. The effort and time is appreciated.

I’ve known people who’ve wondered if they were asexual because of this, then later realized that pop culture isn’t real life.

This Anon is off their meds. I can’t begin to parse some of this.

I’m not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that.

This Anon doesn’t seem like someone with a healthy attitude toward relationships…

Frankly all of 4chan should.

But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

Anon doesn’t realize how good he has it.

Turns out this greentext was 3 years before they made it legal for women to drive in 2018

That there is a gold investor

This is the answer. It comes with the territory when you have a demographic that is nerdy and terminally online.

This demo has more pros than cons, but I do find myself using the “block community” option liberally.