FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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1·2 days ago
You can use absolute numbers like ”The answer to life, the universe and everything is |42|.”
Unless it’s after hours. That’s when they start shooting porn.
They marked where they were going to lay the line but there wasn’t a single mark for anything that was already there. Cutting at least one of the two lines in the ground was inevitable cutting both was foreseeable. Good thing we don’t have sewer here. They probably would have cut it too.
I saw them digging and there was no way I was passing it up.
It smelled like the apocalypse during the work. First they broke the water main. Then they cut the gas line.
It is definitely getting harder. I’ve been hitting YouTube looking for actual people.
Pasta Grammar
Tasting History
De mi Rancho a Tu Cocina
Pasta Grannies
Hatice OncelSome guy named Alton Brown recently started posting videos. He only had two up so far but he shows promise.
I don’t tend to cook what they are but I do get inspired between them and what I have on hand.
When I know exactly what in looking for I search and look at a few recipes and see if they pass the sniff test or not based on the photos and ingredients. Like are they mixing in a different bowl in two different pictures? Dl
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1·5 days agoWhat’s to the right of the right?
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4·6 days agoI’ve always thought there was a fundamental design flaw in the Klingon symbol because it looks like an abstraction of the Starfleet symbol. Too much triangle.
Different kind of Jain. Less firepower.
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8·6 days agoI’m not really sure how long it took. I started after dinner but before putting the chickens away so maybe 6:30? and finished at 10. But I took a few breaks for laundry and stuff. So maybe two and a half hours?
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I don’t get stoned. And I kinda had to plan hours in advance even with the dough made the day before. I kinda just make batches of dough and figure out what I’m going to do with them days later.
And on the tree of life fungus is closer to animal than plant. The Jain religion prohibits eating yeast for this reason.
Me at this very moment.

Flavor and texture
As long as you don’t consider the yeast in the bread to be an animal then it’s not just vegetarian. It’s vegan
I’m poor and it’s cheap and lasts a long time.






Please surrender your license to math.