Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]

Thank you for your service.

HALT, CITIZEN! UNDER PENALTY OF VOLCEL LAW, IMMEDIATELY CEASE AND DESIST ANY ATTEMPTS TO LOOK UP LAUREN PHILLIPS!

More like helping programmers write e-mails to needy project managers who need a status update on that feature ticket every 11 hemiseconds

“No, no, you see, when he said ‘whites rule’ and gave a Nazi salute at a show, it was just a joke, bro! They were having a wine drinking contest back stage, that’s all!”

– Someone in need of a

They unironically did this (well, ironically, I guess) in Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey. You have to play bodyguard for the Olympic champion representing Sparta, whose name is Testikles.

There’s also a random mercenary encounter named Testiklos the Nut who is his half-brother.

Terminal case of Dukakis-brain

Oi, you got a loicense for 'at install of Schlongs of Skyrim, mate?

PSA: Make sure that’s actually a druid, or else you risk an entirely different form of twink death.

Your mom is an ass reductionist

Thankfully, they’re harmless to humans, although they’re basically the apex predators of the insides of your walls. They are the synthesis of “bro” and “eldritch nightmare fuel.”