OH! “A giant cock, a spotted dick see, like an elephant’s arm.” Would fit the prompt perfectly then.

Yeah but why is it spotted? Maybe that’s artistic preference?

I feel like there is a pun here that I’m not getting.

Sure, China is a dictatorship, but in return they are:

• Just as corrupt in industry.

• In Decline from their once amazing rate of people exiting poverty.

• Losing all of their trade partners.

• Experiencing an excess of cheaply built homes and homelessness simultaneously.

• Are being forced out of the global tech economy.

• Fully reliant on Russian Oil.

• More likely to enter new wars every day.

• Incapable of managing their own agriculture sector.

If that is all it takes to get rid of landlords…

shrugs

I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but King Kong’s opening act was yesterday evening right around the corner.

EDIT: We’ve spoken with Kong and he claims to have been drugged and planted at the scene while unconscious. Awfully convenient story.

I saw this one on Mastodon a couple days ago.

EDIT: It was good seeing it both times.

We think it says

Caption: “Latin, Motherfucker, do you speak it?”

Post Title: “Say what again!”

Only just a little ironic that the Israeli Flag anon writes a short fiction of an arrogant upper class getting their comeuppance.

Youtube Ads used to be for pizza restaurants and lawnmowers.

Now they want me to join a fucking cult that worships alphabeta-blocking milkshakes.

Yeah, he seemed cool when the only thing I knew about him was that he rejected the trend of using sexy ladies in music videos to sell more music.