The water can sense your spiritual lethargy and starts tasting bad as a protest

Strange, I also talked with the surgeon and he told me the bullet probably wouldn’t have killed an average beaver, an opossum, etc.

When someone invites you out for a couple of beers and then when you get there they start ordering liqueurs, it’s called a motte-and-Baileys fallacy

I agree that this is probably the most important point of view for understanding fascism, but imo the post strays a little too far from “emphasizing a single relation for presentational reasons” towards the territory of “one-sided and therefore wrong.” It could be made more technically correct by using the word “primarily” a few times.

Also, the use of the word “tactic” to me implies (probably not meant by the original poster) a sort of intentionality and pragmatism that fascism doesn’t necessarily have for the bourgeoisie. You could maybe see it as a tactic of capital itself abstracted away from capitalists, but then we are getting a bit dizzyingly abstract.

The current scientific consensus is that it was electron capture decay

Youth pastor tip: if you mispronounce yaoi confidently enough, you can trick the kids into praising Yahweh

I saw a video of someone doing the “e-sports coaching” grift, where they said “you took over 100 damage there” and then slowly drew “100/700 > 10 %” over the paused video. I would be asking for my money back.

This person is doing this rhetorical trick really incompetently, I could easily find worse-sounding and less disjointed quotes from here

Well, well, well, if you all hadn’t been so mean to racists and sex pests on social media, we could simply parry these people by saying “free speech”, which would make them see the error of their ways

Every year, I buy a pair of piñatas shaped like the Twin Towers and have my children beat them with bats shaped like 767s

The solidarity of the political class is pretty impressive tbh

Someone should tell these bugs in Silksong that if they have a long, pointy head, it’s not a good look to also be wearing a white robe

They did some of the party leaders so dirty with those portrait drawings

reverse psychology vampires be like

I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid to work less with enemies that only do one heart of damage per hit

The taking a nap community really fucked up letting them name that crime “kidnapping”, if they tried doing that to me they would be hearing from my lawyers so fast

It might have the best sound design in any game, which is a pretty good thing to have in a game about going around hitting every wall with a sword.

I think the bosses should have like 20 % less HP and start doing their actually dangerous attacks sooner.

Posting this twice is a pretty great avant-garde bit

No way the guy wrote “in full compliance with a very comprehensive and exacting Subpoena”, this was written by a team of lawyers doing a Trump impression

Why the hell do I have to go get it from behind two locks like 200 ml at a time but the bug people get a 10-liter jug??