My wife. 🥰

That’s a problem I wish I had.

Japanese cars are superior to American cars, why wouldn’t their rockets be?

Curse your sudden, yet inevitable betreyal!!!

Imagine making the product worse and trying to charge more for it.

I’m not using it at all.

That’s probably classified as wrong by AI execs.

The planet would enter a permanent snowball earth phase.

I would grab Ceres and ram it into the Earth.

Oh, so I’m probably safe.

I don’t do mainstream social media, and I don’t answer phone calls, texts, or emails from unknown sources.

Mama told me not to talk to strangers, and I took that into the digital age.

That’s it, I’m petitioning the Army to let me have my M203 back.

That’s gotta be in Australia…

I jave a picture of me standing under Delicate Arch in Utah. I look so tiny next to that huge arch.

Yeah, that happens sometimes.

This is excellent advice.

Hopefully, my senator will die. I got nothing but a bottle of champagne waiting for the news.

I’ll take as many pigs with me as I can.

I haven’t noticed on Tubular.

Communism or socialism.

Honestly, capitalism.

The whole damn consume consume consume mindset. The idea that things are discarded instead of being repaired or properly recycled.

That’s true. I misread.

Still, it’s a really useful tool.