Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]

i take pictures of Biggs

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Cake day: October 29th, 2020

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  • Yeah, honestly I always felt weird whenever I told anyone “I’m just not interested in Dark Souls”. It just… doesn’t look fun? 2 dead bastards in clunky suits of armor slowly hacking away at each other and if you fuck up once by getting clipped on the back swing of a sword swing then you lose a good chunk of the last 2 hour’s progress and you die in one shot? Minimal dialogue and direction from NPCs? Yeah I’ll pass

    If I want cool fighty action I got Yakuza and if I wany compulsively perfectionist gameplay I got Cook Serve Delicious 2.



  • I love how often the restaurant owners get so fucking defensive of their obviously shitty practices too and absolutely refuse to do anything that the professional, famous chef tells them what’s wrong.

    Gordon: “This food tastes like shit”

    Owner: “No, the food is great. What does he know, anyway?”

    Cut to Owner making food by dumping shit straight from the can onto a plate

    Gordon: “Your 18 page menu is too big and is making it difficult to make food quickly”

    Owner: “No it isn’t, fuck off”

    Adds 2 more pages of bullshit out of spite