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Please suggest a country where work is optional.

He moved his office to Germany. The number is 99-999-9999

Seconds already? (Zohan)

Ay-oy dah-TAH sent-ahh

William DaFool is looking cute in this pic, BTW.

I mean, which is the correct way to say it. On or by accident? I’ve heard it said both ways.

And drives the whales crazy. They hate it. You know, people are saying this. Very important people that say I’m smarter than them are saying that those turbines are driving the whales crazy.

Is it “on accident” or “by accident”?

The fact that the tiddie expert wears a white wig like a British judge but it’s shaped like a 70s Afro makes him look prestigious yet approachable.

D Madness has entered the chat.

How about if I replace a laugh for a “fuck outta he-ah”, look away to the side, look back with a smirk, cross my arms and tilt my head to the side and wrap it up with a “you mothah fucka you!”?

That’s actually snot his name. It’s Booger. Snot is his nickname.

Just barely.

Where Astronomy and Astrology converge.

That’s actually pretty good.

Is Michelangelo wearing a Rolex?

Are you sure?

Username checks out.