The fact that the tiddie expert wears a white wig like a British judge but it’s shaped like a 70s Afro makes him look prestigious yet approachable.

D Madness has entered the chat.

How about if I replace a laugh for a “fuck outta he-ah”, look away to the side, look back with a smirk, cross my arms and tilt my head to the side and wrap it up with a “you mothah fucka you!”?

That’s actually snot his name. It’s Booger. Snot is his nickname.

Just barely.

Where Astronomy and Astrology converge.

That’s actually pretty good.

Is Michelangelo wearing a Rolex?

Are you sure?

Username checks out.

Also sad: every Disney protagonist.

Doctors? You mean dentists?

Those fucking cum gutters got my hetero Willy twitching in my Christmas 2003 knickers.

Edit: fixed the gutters.

Nice try Ai Spy boy.

He’s now 300lbs and eats 5 pounds of nachos, over exceeding our expectations.

You’re ready for a minute on Kill Tony.

The older mom from Goonies?

I named a stray puppy I got off the street one very cold night, Yemaya, before I realized it was a little dude. I got thrown off by the luxurious hair. He was a little gay guy for the rest of his days.

I’ll need to calibrate with some additional samples of titties before I can respond.