Next step: roll this out over the internet.

Actually, scratch that, that would make some teenage-run Discord servers become online Fight Clubs.

If I were in a dramatic mood, I would look at the guy, my fork still in my mouth, put up one finger while putting my fork away, theatrically and exaggeratedly chew my food before swallowing it, equally exaggeratedly, before answering: “You could hardly have picked a worse time to ask that.”

Or if you’re like me and see a thread, be all like “Oh, that could be interesting, I’ll check that later,” and put your phone away for a few hours, and then, when you finally get to check the thread again, and refresh it just to be up to date, you see it’s been permanently deleted…

In Character: I mean, isn’t your armour basically PPE against injury induced by foreign actors? 😜

Throwing weapons only, and they’re all reskinned to turds. You never die, but you win if you get hit the least at the end of the timer.

Nah. At that point it only looks stupid.

This is literally the second item on my front page of subscribed communities. Did I just hit the dopamine jackpot? 😃

This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I’ll make another opening *grabs a kitchen knife*

Same for this. Oh no, she won’t consent? Then we’re doing it raw!

^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.)^

They are, in fact, the very model of a modern major general!
They have information vegetable, animal and mineral!

It’s The United States.

With huge boats.

With guns.

(Gunboats)

And probably a deep fried snack next to it.

At least he didn’t have a chat with Marjolein Faber. Otherwise he’d have retroactively died two months ago.

There’s a thing going round Dutch media circles that the pope also spoke with Mona Keijzer, Dutch Minister of housing, appointed in the current PVV trash fire government that somehow still hasn’t collapsed, and herself fairly cringe. The running gag is that if either Keijzer or Vance met the Pope at a different moment, he might still be alive instead of having died of cringe overload.

There is an official DragonForce map though, soooooo…

He asked for -1 beers. He got interpreted as 2⁶⁴ - 1 beers (assuming 64-bit unsigned integers)

You really can, when it finally happens his reaction is truly priceless!

AI will not replace software engineers, exhibit fuck knows how many.

Fun story, when I started playing my Tabaxi Cleric of Sylvanus, we were walking through the woods towards our first dungeon, and on the way we got ambushed by wolves. The talk went:

ME: I’ll position myself between the others and the wolves.
DM: then they’ll attack you first.
ME: pfft, that’s fine, I’ve got an AC of 18.
DM: does a 21 hit?
ME: 😨 (meekly) yes…?
DM: 23 hits as well…
ME: 😰
DM: and 19 as well, right… You take 10 damage.
ME: fuck, I’m down!