JailElonMusk

This just in, the Cavity Creeps have been nominated to run the American Dental Association.

Porky Pig will be overseeing the FAA.

And the late great Hannibal Lector will be leading the USDA Food Safety and Inspection Service.

The only thing that should be “slammed” is the cell door behind Hairplug Himmler.

Lock him up!

Lock him up!

“It’s not the leopard fault they are hungry, and my face tastes so good. They’re still my favorite animal.”

Honestly, how can she call herself a Christian and be in the MAGA cult?

“The stranger who resides with you shall be to you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.”

Leviticus 19:34

“I appeal to you, brothers, to watch out for those who cause divisions and create obstacles contrary to the doctrine that you have been taught; avoid them. For such persons do not serve our Lord Christ, but their own appetites, and by smooth talk and flattery they deceive the hearts of the naive.”

2 Timothy 4:3-4

Fun fact!

Now it will take as much experience to wax eyebrows as an Esthetician as it will to fly a plane and be responsible for hundreds of lives every day.

Glad these decisions are all based on merit.

Please demonstrate the courage that I cannot.

-Lisa Murkowski

I do not like that Elon Musk.

Never uttered a word I believe or trust.

He has fathered and fled more kids than Nick Cannon.

With a soul and heart more grotesque than Steve Bannon.

When he goes to jail the world will dance.

Until then we can smile as he pisses his pants.

^ This guy gets it.

Sounds to me like someone is getting a little bit yippie?

The Narcissist Prayer by Dayna Craig

That didn’t happen

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad

And if it was, that’s not a big deal

And if it is, it’s not my fault

And if it was, I didn’t mean it

And if I did, you deserved it

This is not a good sign.

If you’re trying to get people to hate and fear people of color I guess you need to show them what color of people to hate?

This has “Mommy Mommy look at my report card” energy all over it.

Disgusting and vile people who try to justify hating those of color with lawn sized fascist trading cards.

We should figure out what company printed all of these and boycott them back to the printing press age.

I have a quote from Donald’s Trump’s “Favorite Book” about this that he’s definitely read more times than “My New Order” a collection of Hitler’s speeches.

“Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility value others above yourselves.”

Philippians 2:1-3

“Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that from time to time her husband reads a book of Hitler’s collected speeches, “My New Order,” which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed.”

Go Fascist get your ass kicked?

Republican Administration:

“We will bring accountability back to the government”

Same Republican Administration:

“The buck? I’ve never heard of the buck, but I know that it stops at the next guy and not with me.”

Nothing says free speech absolutists like having to put your constituents in a chokehold during a public forum.

I don’t know about you guys but every leadership position I’ve had, I’ve always invoked wrestling moves to subdue dissent instead of listening to those I was supposed to serve.

I can’t wait to hear this guy hawking boner pills on Infowars in a few years.

Built Fascist Tough!

BTW, the “truck” in the picture is totaled. This is because the entire frame of this piece of shit is polycarbonate.

Let’s kill two birds with one stone.

Can we start a GoFundMe for the purchase of Tik Tok to be ran by these LGBTQ+ groups?

Then they wouldn’t need donors…

Hear me out on this:

1. It’d be fabulous, and they’d do a great job.
2. The dance videos (and their funding) would improve dramatically.
3. Fuck billionaires.

I’ll take urgent threat to our democracy, our freedoms, and our position as leader of the free world for $500, Alex.

The only time I have agreed with Felon Musk.