Very nice. Here’s mine:

Fry giuancale/bacon.

Boil pasta.

Mix eggs and so much Pecorino cheese that it looks like an absolute joke. Add a bunch of pepper. Stir.

Save some pasta water in case this was the day you actually went overboard with the cheese (you never do).

Take giuancale/bacon off heat. Throw everything together and stir.

You forgot to add 0

But there’s that one guy that drives his truck to and fro his office job every day because he hates gas. But then twice a year he mixes some cement so it’s totally valid.

There are non-business years?

Yes, thanks for asking. How are you doing?

Nah, I’ll just savescum and run myself past the cazadores and deathclaws

You’re doing great, keep it up. I love the “it’s not even” touch 10/10.

What you’d be doing is inhaling a cigar. Now go pretend to be a snob.

Ich bin eine reklamen distributör

But this time we are offering a laughable token amount of money?

Churchill hailed as some sort of jesus returned because he made an incoherent speech about fighting Nazis.

4:20 pm lets go