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3·1 day agoOh yeah. It might not even be him actually.
murdering a man
A man? Did he not murder just the UHC CEO?
It was actually Dave. He told me himself.
murdering *murderers.
Respect her privacy dude, tf.
oh that makes sense.
that’s kinda gay
What?? Why? I thought cats love laserpens
Idk if I have any disorder and I can’t afford to know either. I don’t even know what I’m doing wrong.
- We get close
- We both have fun together
- I get bitchy and I can’t stop. It’s like an addiction.
I don’t think I hate getting close. I just turn that way after a certain time spent together.
I don’t get coke? :(
/jk
Trust me, I am trying to.
Not romantically. But I do act this way with people I get close to and eventually ruin whatever kind of relationship we had. I’m still learning and it’s just so difficult. I’m not exactly like ther her Karl tho since I’m straight.
I know you’re not talking about me… But the Karl guy sounds just like me.
Hello there. I’m going to say something really absurd so bear with me. I am a time traveler from the year 2035. Elon musk is secretly researching on time machine. I was traveling back in time to stop the attacks of 9-11 from happening. But the fuel came too short on my time machine. The time machine uses coke to refuel. I would gladly buy it myself. But the problem is, in the future the currency has changed. So I have no choice but to ask you for the help. Please lend me three dollars so that I can buy 2 cans of coke. The small amount of money can save hundreds of lives. Im not simply begging either. My employer will pay me a huge amount of money for this task. I’ll keep a large portion ready for u in 10 years.
Thank you.
Cat