Mayor Poopington

My first time hearing Locomotive Breath

Stew is just a thicc soup

I have nipples, greg. Could you milk me?

It doesn’t even exist yet and North Korea already stole the royalties

I know of this one rapper, they chopped this guy’s whole body off, just left the dick behind.

Don’t you mean like, the chopped off his dick?

No, they grabbed his dick and chopped his whole body off. That’s all he was in the end, a dick

Tea is just a leaf broth

Talk about low hanging fruit

Your boyfriend is now 10 inches tall

Asoa? Can’t say I’ve been there before

Are there any TP-Link products that don’t have critical flaws?

That’s a lot of work to aeropress as much coffee as a french press. I love my aeropress, but it can only do one cup at a time

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Watch your fucking language!

Can’t say I’ve ever thought using ricotta to write about my day

And the E is for Excellent! Good job op, you are great at car!

Nope. Not okay. Reddit WILL shoot you if you have someone post on your behalf.

Just give up on reddit. Shit ain’t worth it

Thank you for helpping out! My spelling is gooder already!

You must be lucky enough to not work a 9-5 office job that you hate

I disagree. Could you imagine another actor playing John Malkovich in Being John Malkovich

Here’s a flamethrower

You can put your life savings right over here