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  • So healing spells more often elicit surprised reactions than not. Makes one wonder: are healing spells accessible? They’re cheap for the player and seem easy enough to forage for on your own. You have to assume they’re not, because people generally still suffer in this universe, and healer is like, a profession.

    But what about the reactions of its physical sensation? A companion remarks that it feels nice and another remarks that it feels like just waking up from a nap. Do you think there’s possibility for recreational heal spell usage? Maybe you pair it up with Skooma/other in-universe ‘narcotics’ for a nice combo buzz that heals away the damage from the drugs.



  • I always liked to imagine the federation had a separate economic system for trading with capitalist coded races in Star Trek. Basically an isolated, pretend command economy where, for the purposes of importing/exporting, all of these whacky alternative currencies are accepted and then immediately melted down into whatever the replicator uses. The federation operates at a loss while trading this way but the loss is ideologically justified by eventually converting the species into a federation member that will convert to trek’s brand of fully automated communism.

    The Ferengi’s free market ideology is baked into their religion so they’re this one annoying stubborn species that the federation can’t flip, and the Ferengi continue interacting with the federation because they understand this system and continue to take advantage of it.

    All of this headcanon serves to make any and all references to currency make sense when I watch Trek. Makes the gold-pressed latinum conundrum a sort of paternalistic struggle between the federation, trying to uplift the Ferengi, and the Ferengi government who just wants to keep hoarding shiny metals.

    “Yes, sure, we’ll accept your…two tonnes of worthless metal, sure. Have you given any further thought to our aid programs…?”



  • certified sinonist@lemmygrad.mltoSlop.@hexbear.netHahahahaha
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    28 days ago

    your tesla steers into a group of children crossing the street b/c its grok-based brain deduced it was a woke mob of protestors attempting to box you in. you try to apply the brakes but grok has a prompt hardcoded in urging it to not shy away from politically incorrect actions. seven children are instantly killed and another two are splattered across your windshield. your tesla dings that its time to replace the wiper fluid.

    elon retweets the news story weeks later with a one word reply. another twitter user asks grok if its true. grok replies by questioning the veracity of the holocaust