It’s an acquired taste. Definitely tastes better than it looks.

Well you could start with not making an all caps post with a brand new account.

I live amongst yankees now. I’d even take some huitlacoche.

Sir and/or Madam,

Have you heard the good word about maize (corn)? 🌽

So you just want to rob people? What the fuck are you talking about? Are you talking about a wealth tax? I’m down for that. You want different laws based on their religious choice? That’s fucked.

I’m also a gringo that checks the tonalpohualli every day. I can’t tell the differences between y’all in the first place.

Are you drunk?

That’s a fucking weird take.

Slavery is a moral wrong from the start. What if we called you a Calvinists and put you in chains?

Stop being weird.

The Mysterious Stranger - Mark Twain

I fucking hate it here.

I hate my biological mother and I never have a girlfriend.

To answer your question if my mother asked me this my response would be, “Stop calling me you filthy junkie.”

Living everyday in USA sounds like this to me: Resident Evil Basement

OG Xiuhcoatl for reference:

There’s some meme potential with this one. Change the white background to be transparent and have this dude pointing to things with his sword.

It’s extremely annoying. Invest in a good pair of noise cancelling headphones.

Mister is literally in my name. I prefer it.

In America therapy costs a lot of money and you get no guarantee you’ll see someone competent.

That would require sunlight and I’m living through dark times.

This isn’t informative. You’re in the wrong instance.

Bad bot.

Box macaroni and cheese with frozen peas in it.

Take your stash and retire.