I’d choose you as my lawyer. Laying those facts down!

You guys wanna hang out on there.com later? It’s trivia night!

Republicans constantly pulling humanity backwards. Child labor!?! WHAT? It’s never enough for these greedy pigs. Now they want to profit from stealing childhood from kids. So sick and utterly depraved!

Ted Kaczynski was a bad dude, yes, but dammit we’re going to find out he was right all along, aren’t we?

Conservatives simply hate free speech.