Rose Thorne(She/Her)

I have secretly turned this community into my phylactery. I can never truly leave, a part of me is here, eternal, unbreaking.

Thank you, little gay people in my phone, for allowing me to become the Big Queer Lich I always knew I was.

This person is going to be the reason for a therapist developing a drinking problem.

Bahamut is a commonly recurring Draconic deity of Good dragons who often appears in a humanoid shape with 7 yellow birds hanging about.

If you’re on his bad side, you’re going to get fucked up.

They’re slowly becoming a thing! I’ve had more luck at overstock shops, but I’ve found a couple that have pockets that can at least carry a phone.

Same with dresses. I think you’re still better off looking for “functional” over pretty(basic A-line dresses, knee to lower thigh skirts), but they’re out there!

Also, cute lounge-y things. For some reason they’re all about the pockets in the lounge wear these days.

Damn, we can start dating images by if the Hot Pocket has a sleeve now.

I know it’s irrelevant, but it just struck me.

The Orange Cream Coke is pretty good.

But if it comes down to that or Cherry-Vanilla, the orange gets the noose. I’m a slut for cherry-vanilla.

I feel like I could comfortably teach a masters course on speed costume changes and smooth layering of clothes.

All because I want a piece of goddamn cake on occasion. Just a run down to the fridge.

One of my bosses favorite lines on the floor at VW was “Build it like your family will be driving it”.

I wish I had video of when someone hit back with “I know how these are built, you think I’m going to let my family drive one?”

Why would it wave back? The land is letting the sea wash over it, really ride it, grind down all over it.

Tsunamis are frequently caused by the earth shaking under the sea. She rides damn good and gets her big wave for it.

“God damn this cholesterol, deep within your arteries”

I’ll take it. I know how to deal with Victorian ghost boys.

Sacrifice a McDonalds Sprite, it’ll send them to the other side.

Alternatively, if you’re attracting mainly orphans, trap their souls as part of a machine that lets you experience your greatest dreams while within it.

They generally have them on the containment units, and if they’re used elsewhere, on the pipes/machines carrying/using the chemicals.

Now, if they’ve been properly replaced since installation is a completely different question. I’ve seen far too many faded/shredded diamonds on the sides of things.

I feel like I say this about every book Brian K. Vaughn touches, but Paper Girls is so good. Worth a read if you like time travel plots, features an LGBT+ character going through self acceptance in a very real way for the fantastical nature of the plot.

You just put us through the entire lifecycle of a meme. Inception, adoption, oversaturation, deconstruction.

This is not natural. You’re going to mess with the balance of the memecosystem if you keep this up!

It’s like the early 2000s returned to vomit into my eyeballs, without the rampant phobia.

I adore it.

Damn, surprised Hotline Miami made that little. It feels like it’s still a fairly well known indie title. Not Stardew Valley big, but large enough that people still refer to it occasionally.

Somehow while scrolling, I managed to see “U liar” and “I’m a cat not an idiot” first, and got really confused on how they got Lying Cats sassy energy but fucked up the depiction so badly before realizing there was more.

“I do not embezzle with my hand; he who embezzles with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I embezzle with my mind.”

Damn, that’s been the problem.

I’ve been taking whichever fork Saria’s Song was coming from.

I can’t blame anyone. That’s where they send the big lizards.