Oh come on. Hot dog filler serves a purpose and can be quite tasty. Don’t bring it down to the Ted Cruz level.

It’s like when someone tells me something is unbreakable. It becomes my mission to come up with a way of breaking it.

Your username indicates you don’t do much dating of men… (Not that it invalidates your point)

History teacher here. If this was turned in to me, rhe first thing I’d do is laugh, then have a conversation with the student. If s/he says they’d be ok with me emailing a copy of this to their parents (I’m assuming the parents speak Chinese), then I’d just give them an A for pure gall. If the kid isn’t from a Chinese-speaking family, I’d probably still give him/her kudos and then make them turn in whatever they put into Google translate to begin with. But really, this is the kind of malicious compliance I wish my students had the creativity to pull off.