I have a pellet gun that shoots at like 1500fps.

Cats lucky. If the kid had a powerful one, and didn’t hit just the tail, that cat would be dead.

I don’t buy any pis because they are $100+ in Canada.

Remember when it was supposed to be a cheap computer? Ya…

You would like it if you had slow internet, or you hosted a website.

My website turned 5MB images into 100KB images using webp. My website now loads instantly, saves you bandwidth, and me costs!