Conservatism has to be a disorder of some sort.

Nice try. I’m not falling for that again.

I’m sure his kids will be very understanding of his support for the people who made their mom go away.

I call on Trump to resign immediately. Man, I hope this works.

Not a common endorsement.

Nobody asked me, but I agree with him.

But he’ll feel validated…

I want this comment on a t-shirt.

Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.

It just keeps getting deeper, and I’m not very good at it.

Real people should reciprocate.

I really like the black jellybeans.

Conservatives are the dumbest people on the planet. I weep for the future.