This also works for male friends too. Make it a brag.

Tell folks that your homie right here got the best pump game and easily the tastiest penis.

Don’t knock it until you tried it.

And by try it, I mean try picking it up and throwing it in the trash.

After a extremely long week, I sometimes participate in open source. I have to deal with malicious commits. I have to follow up on issues from misguided individuals who are actually looking for tech support. I have to guide new contributors to how this massive repo works and to submit tests. I have to negotiate with the core team and these convos can often last months/years.

And contributing to open-source is one of the few things that give me pleasure, even if it’s a extremely thankless job.

But I’m tired man.

I’m not dealing with low-quality memers who are providing zero value. Nor should we encourage it.

Was this intentional? Like Kurt was given bad lines to say bad-ass-like and only realized?

Or was he given this joke that he delivered with perfection?

Kurt Angle has great showsmanship and I can see him doing both!

Boomer shooter is a moniker to try to be cute with language. Because these shooters go “Boom”.

Fuck that noise. Call it a Classic Doom-like.