There are not that many adult blondes, the whole idea of that being proper hair freaks me out. I had a kid switch from gymnastics to diving, and all the clubs with dive coaches were in the suburbs. Suddenly I am sitting among all these blonde ladies, what the fuck? ALL of them got their hair bleached and blown out straight, all of them. Some fucking Stepford wife shit.
Compliment freely.
Don’t pee on the seat.
Give advice when asked for advice, not before.
Stay aware of danger but don’t borrow trouble.
And yeah - if you say you are a woman, you are a woman.