Its branded, so logically they must all have to have one

Why would you share that link you monster, I have no money lol

The font in the thumbnail might be the single worst font my dyslexic eyes have ever had the dishonor to not read, what the fuck does it say?

I love how we are starting to go backwards with tech like this, the future needs more analog

As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while

This is exactly the kind of shit you should do with your kids. It teaches them it is not only good to be curious about things but also how to then go seek an understanding to those curiosities. That and its just fun as hell to do silly, goofy experiments.

When adults run into ‘dumb’ questions like this, we tend to dismiss them and move on, forgetting that there is always an opportunity to learn or to teach. All this really does is stall curiosity and leave the world with a little less knowledge.

And worst of all

• TV static, where it’s everything and nothing all at once

It’s cool that this works, but like, why? Just get one of the million Android watch options, any difference in hardware is negligible and the user experience is out-of-the-box

This must be what all those conservative weirdos think abortion is

These were the shit growing up

The world would run so much better if more people would just say exactly what they mean or are trying to do.

They can kiss my shiny metal DuckDuckGo email mask

What if I’m burnt out from feeling burnt out.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is fuckin amazing.

I didn’t used to understand why old people were always complaining about “kids these days”, but now I think I’m starting to get it.