If Schumer doesn’t want to be blamed for the Democrats caving then he shouldn’t be majority leader.

They can be used for that, but there’s no evidence of wear on them from that usage and there’s simpler tools for that job

I love how people still think this is some kind of gotcha.

MAGA will look a deported veteran in the eye and say they deserved it.

Everyone else who has any remaining trust in institutions is too busy surviving to care.

Far worse things have been confirmed about Trump and he’s still in charge between his narcolepsy.

Bloody apathetic planet, I’ve no sympathy at all.

If it’s as inept as their defense strategy don’t expect much

Transitions? You are clearly far duller than I.

A glass of wine with you, fine person!

Ask them for the prescription, then you can order prescription sunglasses like a proper dullster

A scratchy couch, one of those crocheted blankets, a 20” CRT and an NES and it smells like stale cigarettes.

And all the wood paneling

I’m wondering if these have anything to do with the dodecahedron that they find in Roman areas in northern europe

So Romans actually rolled for initiative?

I’ve found that everyone who is anyone is a waste of time

Man, everyone is fucking terrible aren’t they?

I’m sure Schumer’s brow is extra furrowed today.

Glasses just dangling off the tip of his nose.

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The Dimmadome should be dimmed in his honor

Already got one but mine is a cheap piece of crap that burns anything I cook low and slow.

And they don’t put the pulse width modulation on any of the labels so I can’t tell if a replacement will have the same problem.

And they didn’t even need a volleyball to help them

I’d totally go induction if:

• They put the pulse width modulation on the label
• They weren’t crazy expensive
• I didn’t need to another couple grand to run a new 240V line to my kitchen

I guess corn does grow as high as an elephant’s eye

In my personal life I have a few people I can rely on and I’m actually quite happy.

It’s the entire rest of the species that’s the constant disappointment.

How can I feel good about people in general when they’ve done the wrong thing my entire life?

I’m beginning to think you don’t love the GDP, citizen