The world existed before plastic it can exist without it.

Got ur ass

You’re ok having thighs shot? Damb

Me in the middle of the Nevada desert driving to my day job 18 hours away listening to LIFE A HIIGGHHWAAAAYY I WANNA DRIVE IT AAWWLL NIGHT LLAAWWNNG while the engine light is on and my 1 stroke engine is knocking.

I’m a gambling Owl, I gamble my wheels dont fall off

You will eat your mcdonalds and be happy

I dont drive but I always wondered how possible it was to buy some shit bucket off ebay and drive it till jt explodes then buy another one

Remember kids, eat mcdonalds and goon all day

It was so long ago i can’t remember if i hallucinated it or not

I’m relitigating the cast iron pan struggle session on the side of stainless steel pans

The iron in my blood has gone rusty

Leon Dortsky

I also am infact not covered in dort and also have a secret stash of noses for the nose shrine to pray to the nose god Snort_Owl who is actually the original Owl account and all other Owls are stolen valour

B.J. Blazkoworm

I am Dort_Owls horrific necktie

Life before woke

Mio mao mio mao lalalalala Mio mao mio mao lalalalala

I think he’s the least hottest in franchise. Carlos resi 3 remake at the tippy top, then chris, wesker, ethan, barry, bily, hunk, tofu, jack baker, ur mum, then leon

No no i don’t think thats it… I’ll get there eventually though