I get this one.

Lots and lots of Vintage Story. It feels like a much more mature version of Minecraft and a combination of the best features of it and games like The Forest, even though it’s still in early access.

You can be a mobile gamer if you want

He just wants you to be the best version of yourself

Everything everywhere all at once if it was based; Chicago bagel

Lavender Lamborghini, roll up in a blue bikini

Read it as “not your opium” and now I’m disappointed

Italian Lebron isn’t real

The police calling that tiktok guy who cleans septic tanks to drill me out of the years of caked up shit and piss

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Jarvis, order Perlite Plants for Soil and Substrate Improvement, Improves Drainage, Promotes Root Growth for Root Plants in Pots (2L) on Amazon

Quick animal fact: most tapirs do not attend church

This vexes me

OP has no latte art skills and we all missed the joke