cutieo ergo sum

that’s literally what the character was doing in this story lol

(´･ω･`)

too bad, u r ಠᴗಠ

nah, we already are friends; don’t worry :3

edit: work to worry

that’s reasonable to not like them. i agree that selective breeding sucks, but animals like dogs and cats largely aren’t friendly via artificial selection. many can live independently and are just friendly because we’re mutually helpful

but it gives them happy thoughts when they trust you. you’re not controlling them, and if they really don’t want it they’ll let you know. many of them will be sad if you don’t pet them 3:

truth be told, my plans will likely put me in serious danger, so leave on your own 🙏

I have no useful advice on how to do it, but I will say that it is possible.

literally more likely to find her on here than out there

checks bounce. sounds dangerous

imagine 10 different arms massaging you at once 🤤

I’ve noticed a pattern of antisemitism helping the ruling class distract workers from their own evil practices 🤓

i wanna see this as a sequel to that nick cage FNAF rip-off

nuh uh! ur exactly what i wanted and perfect as u r! :3

of course! youre a cool cucumber and a qt3.14. ur a good noodle and a smart girl 😊

i want u to stop saying those things bc i wish the best for u bc ur my good friend!

at least you know they’re incorrect assumptions. smorty is a good girl X3

that also don’t tax income if it’s low enough :3

honestly, i assumed the censorship here is a joke rather than trying to trick algorithms