What about girls? 🥺

Chill with me at your own risk. I’m a wanted criminal in dozens of countries

I’m intrigued in a horni way

Dyslexia is a serious issue 😔

Dammit Jeff, where are my backbreaking honkahonks and gait altering badonkadonk? Eat the rich frfr

If someone did this to me irl, I’d convert directly into a quark-gluon plasma 🥵

Seconded!

That said, I often give people more than they deserve 😪

Wanna have a vicious rivalry with me? 👉👈

WOMEN!!!

Can confirm. I have met transmasc people in person, and I felt so much more comfortable around them. The biggest sign that I was trans was how much I related to trans people before knowing they were trans. It was like, “Wow, this person gets me like no one else has and we share so much in common!” Jessica, you were so dumb 😑

Bc transition makes u broke

The only good cops are the ones who hate their job and quit. The people duped by propaganda into thinking cops were heroic knights for the people. Unfortunately, all knights were bastards too. The only difference is that the knights might fight each other on behalf of those lords. Capitalism was just the lords agreeing to share most of their knights.

Knights are inherently dishonorable, while nobility never did anything noble. Robinhood was based, while the knights were hogs. Batman is the ninja type “dark knight” in every sense. There’s a reason crime was always awful in Arkham City. Batman is a bastard.

Tfw you haven’t met a single transfem in person since coming out 🥺

Do we ever not have fun? 🥰

The only solution is to compensate with bracelets, especially the ones you can play with.

I got rid of him! Now I have specific senses of dread 😎

May I offer you a paw in these trying times?

She needs to watermark her shit. I always forget her username and can’t find her account 😔

I’d be fine as one of those pulled 🥺