Hear me out, docker based OS. More or less chromeOS but instead of apps they are containers

hypothetically what are we looking at for one? $5k? also what about redundancy at these insane sizes? I am not that knowledgeable about enterprise redundancy but it takes a few days for me to do a parity check on my small 4x4TB RAID.

Brand new sentence

Obviously it’s for the “Home” key because there isn’t any home like a Texas Home

Why not? Not like there are any Biden’s left in career politics. They are already persecuted by The Right.

Something somethING ICE in bed with Telcos to deport foreigners buying burner phones?

Its efficiency ‘hello’ to me is an empty word. But I am not going to say, “How do you do?” to someone to start a conversation. so saying, ‘howdy’ is the hill I am dying on.

How is this the Onion? didn’t he literally say or imply something like this?

Task failed successfully?

Please let it be stupidly implemented such that I can convince the AI to pay me to fly Delta. (IMHO, how are they even a big airline player? I give it they are a step above Spirit but that’s all they got)

So basically the thing fans have been wanting them to do for about a decade now that Samsung tried doing with Dex. I recall in the mid 2010s people were speculating the super secret project “Fuchsia” was them combining the two. Only to learn it was their embedded OS for IOT things.

No snow yet, thats later this year.

I mean, the alternative is economic and infrastructure colonization from the Chinese. Not a whole lot of good options it seems.

I mean no ICE raids and sane immigration policies would be nice.

But at least they are targeting the group that would cause the most economic damage. When people wonder why produce prices sky rocket due to labor shortages they will begin to wonder about the exploitive practices the rich deploy……. Right? Guys?

But for the lulz, what was its response and why was it more than 1 word? (I have yet to see a non single purpose driven Instruct AI actually adhere to the single word directive on a complex topic.)

I thought the world collectively agreed anti-personnel landmines were a mostly bad idea? Or am I being incredibly naive?

Aye! Silver lining is that the project is done before DOGE decided it was a government waste project and the feds investigate it for DEI.

Monkey Paw: Wish granted, you are now in an Isreal IDF run camp for suspicion of being a Hammas Insurgent .

Good luck

scrolls lemmy

reads headline and moves on

A few posts down and scrolls up realizing it was posted to politics not theOnion

Surprised Pikachu face

But in all seriousness. Always looked at them as Middle Class version of payday loans. Never would have considered one but gosh darn… If things don’t improve I can see myself begrudgingly getting one for something I need.