Rocks that swim around like fish!

No thank you the ocean!

That and Jacob’s “which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with.” Are my favorite presentations.

Has been for a few years.

HE EJACULATED WHILE HE WAS DYING.

Oooooh yeah brudda! I don’t even have to talk shit over your corpse, cause the Internet roasted you hotter than a old Christmas tree some old people put into their wood stove!

PSA; never put any pine in your wood stove!

Ahh yes. Given the two choices, conservative pieces of shit will always choose evil.

Fifty years too late

I’m happy that I got to do it to an old boss that fired me for made up bullshit. Looking forward to finding Limbaugh, this fucker, and https://youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY .

Yeah, but this was a bad American. So we ball.

All my homies hate wasp factories

Let us not collectively forget that when you ask yourself “what would Jesus do?” Flipping over tables and whipping money changers is a totally valid option.

No icewind Dale 1&2 mentioned‽ o.0

Blasphemy!!!

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