not gonna lie i am REALLY fucking sick of it

i don’t miss it one bit, this place is a lot nicer. it’s so nice making posts that get past the filters

nah bro i’ll just switch to discord, it’s an even stronger high. cleaner too

not sure, some kind of admin black magic

i have a super addictive personality, when i find something i like doing, i wanna keep doing it. probably cuz i don’t like doing most things

The only reason I’m here is because since 2011, I’ve racked up so many minor infractions that I am now no longer able to make an account. I’m basically like a guy who got a life sentence for a bunch of speeding tickets.

We need Reddit reform NOW

so i can go back

Why do you think I’m not on your side? I’m just a loner, so I don’t hang out with anyone, so I kinda developed my own political beliefs. I’m lib left for sure though.

don’t be ridiculous! they make sure the trophy says “#1 CHAMPION AND WORLD’S MOST HANDSOME MAN”

still working the kinks out, my applescript is basically non existent

*our hate, tovarisch

our hate

It’s based on all the times I’ve fucked around with the chrome console and selenium over the past 10 years

Do you know what selenium is? It automates your browser.

I’m literally the only one who knows that capitalism is bad. Kinda feel left out here

Looks like people like it! Makes sense, seeing as how we’re all trying to get those dastardly fascists! You guys hate fascism, don’t you? I know I do! I mean I can see how you wouldn’t like this, y’know…like if you wanted everything to stay the way it is, then sure, yeah, I guess it’s not for you.

Will this do anything? I doubt it. Mostly I just want to make sure I can do it. Almost there, just gotta add the applescript

i just got into linux like…three days ago. but i have an 8 year head start on bash and zsh so i’m good

I’m a lot like Reggie Watts. We’re both California sober. Oh also I play keyboards. OK maybe I’m not that much like Reggie Watts.

IT’S AVAILABLE!!!

(for more money than you have)

more children under five are dying now than previously because there are more people now than there were previously

there are more slaves now too

PSA that ls -SluttySluttyShitShitPoopFuck is a valid command, ls comes with pretty much every letter of the alphabet as a flag

I don’t read or watch the news, I just use my compooter

Basically, yeah. Elon is definitely one of them. He’s a fucking idiot, for sure, but compared to Trump he’s Einstein, so he’s still dangerous. Hell Trump is dangerous and he has literal shit for brains

i have this conspiracy theory that the world is run by psychopaths and they’re the ones who spread all these ridiculous conspiracy theories about how it’s reptilians/the jews/the illuminati/the deep state/the NWO/the globalists/etc etc

They do this to distract from the fact that the world IS run by a secret cabal of people, but it’s basically like Psychopaths Anonymous. all the high functioning ones get together and plot about how they’re gonna scam the planet