She keeps missing

My immediate thought is a kidney. Whatever it is I hope it’s better soon. Stay hydrated.

My cat laid on my arm and flicked her paw sending bullets of cat bowl water directly into my eyes

The chickens are smoking weed

More like shdrool

where butt

We sit round the flame

We’ll roast the marshmallows

We’ll play a fun game

I went to O’ahu and Kaua’i and over 31% of the breeding pairs of birds knew you

Can’t afford them anymore

Voltron hairball

We will ALL be watching

Autism Golden Definitive Edition «REMIX» coming soon

This is a sick idea of a joke. Who comes up with this stuff?

I’m never buying a console again. If I can’t pirate it and emulate it on my pc then I wasn’t meant to play it. Basically I think it looks fine

I can’t even get a rejection letter

Every anime

Is soccer the one where the players fake a life-threatening injury from a ladybug farting on them? Idk I don’t watch sports

None poop

I showed fnaf on the screen before I walked in

They don’t got internet