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6 days agoMaybe he’ll get bored with retirement, have a mid-no-life crisis and the resulting breakdown will generate some interesting news stories.
An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
Maybe he’ll get bored with retirement, have a mid-no-life crisis and the resulting breakdown will generate some interesting news stories.
Quick, blame some missing dead guy for it.
And your hair will grow back like it used to.
Oops, accidentally deleted my DNA instead and now I’m melting.
“I didn’t even want those eggs in the first place and besides, they’re probably sour.”