MAGA and Jesus are not on speaking terms.

Needed this today, thanks LadyButterfly!

Oh dang, I might have to go watch it now XD

A lot of the reporting on it is very poorly written. Weird timelines, ambiguous use of “he” for three different people, etc.

My wife and I had to read it like 3 times before we got a clear picture of it

To be fair, they very much did stop someone whose intent seemed to be mass violence. The man who died caught a stray, which is still a tragedy but it could have gone so much worse

So we’re going to charge him federally on terrorism charges, right?

How would this bait the clocks?

Oh c’mon! I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but I can’t really see that as anything but an honest mistake.

There isn’t even a blue bar in the middle, it’s just transparency XD

Oh yeah, I remember hearing something about a parade, shame it ended up being the same day as all those cool protests 🤔

I’d definitely be in favor of a few WWII-participant states’ total collapse. The expansionist genocidal ethnostate is a clear pick for sure, and the oppressive totalitarian government on its Eastern front wouldn’t be a great loss either

The situation isn’t terribly dissimilar, actually

My cousin once told me that I was the only person he could hang out with and not feel like anything specific was expected of him; that he felt like nothing he did or said (good or bad) would change how I felt about him

I still consider that the highest compliment I’ve ever received

I’m somewhere along the lines of “I just hope both teams have fun”, but the opposite of that

Wishing both sides a very happy total collapse of their existing state

They may even fry you a rice, if you ask real nice

If you read it as a kid without problems, you were most likely either a particularly gifted kid or reading an abridgement

Close friend is getting married 😭

Yeah, I’m pretty sure ICE are paid

Nobody wants to go to your party, doofus

We’re all going to our local 50501’s planned event (mines right by my city hall, I can walk there!)