also, English is not my native language.

This is GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!!

(and sofas)

cool whip

Correct

I’m 40+ so, if I’m lucky, I’ve got about the same to amount of years ahead of me. It’s an interesting, slightly uncomfortable, feeling; knowing I will never trust the US ever again. If an american told me water is wet, I’d double check with just about anyone else before continuing a conversation. Very stupid people.