I can’t tell what’s real and what’s satire anymore.

there will be dozens, if not hundreds, of people appearing to take his spot. let the base splinter itself into shitty factions during the inevitable power struggle.

I did a rewatch of Avatar: the Last Airbender with my kids this summer leading up to the Magic the Gathering set, and I forgot how good it was.

I feel you, friend. The diagnosis definitely helped, but i still haven’t gotten the sense of real rest and relaxation I’ve been hoping for, though medication does bring some quiet and mental clarity.

That sounds like a much better version of banana pudding.

Sorry, next time we’ll deep fry it for you.

jk, I also grew up in the South but currently live in the Midwest.

The generation that spent decades saying “if you couldn’t afford kids you should have kept your legs closed” upon realizing that those that can’t afford kids are, in fact, not having kids:

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I need a safe word!

Mine is being able to self host services that have been enshittified by the tech companies. I tried to watch Fallout on Prime legitimately but their servers couldn’t handle the volume. I had it on my Jellyfin server in the time it would have taken the episode to fully buffer.

Oh good, so long as the increasing utility bills stay under some arbitrarily-decided threshold, the rising costs are just fine, actually.

Why does this “AI” read like it was written by an Indian teenager?

but, you know, once they get those nuclear reactors up and running, that will all go away…right?

Cthurkey

Rookie move. Keep it in your %appdata% folder.

I’ve been pretty satisfied with my *arr stack so far, but how are the alternatives?

Didn’t he already use the 37 dolls line during his first term?

maybe he should try making a better economy

In 2025 the guy on the right would just have a printout of a cookie recipe, which he’s totally fine with because he thinks if he just works hard he’ll have plenty of his own cookies.

This is exact shit we’re building all these data centers for.

How is it even possible to consume eight energy drinks a day? That’s between 1.2 and 1.6 grams of caffeine. Two Monsters is enough to get me sufficiently jittery. If you’re at that point, then a stroke is probably far from the worst of your problems.