could make some bloody marys to ease into the new diet

ah yes the damn children with blood cancer taking our jobs, the dangerous threat to society providing money for privatized healthcare by trying to stay alive

it would be a lot of tomato soup

thanks everyone for the suggestions i listened every one of them. i ended up to break the glass to a finnish song to the translated passage the pain dies screaming translation from the title is “lost the machine”

my tomatoes shall be safe, my car will keep me safe from snails (i am aware of the “typo”)

lately it has been quite rainy here, many snails around, any one of them might be the one

trump is definitely chaotic evil, musk at the very least neutrail evil and many of the others as well

i guess in the case of humans we would have evolved for a long time to mainly eat fruit that has a high water content with low salt content possibly even being most of needed water intake. after starting to eat meat perhaps there hasnt been enough evolutionary pressure to be able to regain saltwater consumption ability

if humans would be adapted to that it could work but it would mean without modern technology it would be close to impossible to survive without access to saltwater (most of human habitable land area)

but whales like all sea creatures have high bodry salt content making the osmotic pressure difference small

yep, usually the first organ to fail in old cats, so the superpower seems to come with a drawback. edit: removed inaccurate statements

kidney disease is one of the most common ways cats die of old age so super efficient kidneys dont come without a tradeoff. Cats have evolved to live in very arid enviorments where saltwater is all that is availible so the tradeoff might have been worth it. ability to drink saltwater only would work without kidneys being prematurely overstressed would be likely if animals had higher normal salt content but that would mean they would need a lot higher salt intake making living inland harder.

sorry for your loss

I would say bad sex can land you in a prison too.

so basically: it didnt happen, but if it did it was the finns and we didnt care about those planes anyway

it took me a solid 15 seconds and then I wanted to throw my phone at a wall

for me it is Maxwell the spinning cat

If smol correlates with cute, you could at the same time become even cuter :3

call the krusty crab