Too bad, couch-fucker. I wouldn’t let him in my house either.

Hello, HR? Yeah, my coworker brought a knife to the office and is ranting about how he’s going to make things a lot more efficient around here…

Customer: “You whittled off a sizable portion of the product just so you wouldn’t have to work as hard while your competitors delivered on the specs. Contract denied.”

Thanks for the reminder to go delete my old comments and posts. Reddit is dead to me. I stopped using it two years ago. I’ll occasionally go there if there’s a legit looking search result for what I’m looking for, but I don’t bother logging in or interacting with the platform. Reddit is blocked by my work, which is typically what I’m searching for from there so it’s useless anyways.

The All New Dodge Ram Former Sheriff James Muller Edition

Sorry for the poor life choices Vance, but this immediately came into my head… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVyS9JwtFoQ

Mass Effect: Andromeda - I knew 1 & 2 were held in high regard, but I hadn’t played them. Actually, I’d played about 10 minutes of one of them a couple years before and it just wasn’t what I was in the mood for at that time. So, I went into Andromeda without any expectations really and thought it was a perfectly fine game.

Just what the world needs…this dumbfuck’s involvement.

Days late to this thread but another vote for RideWithGPS. I paid ~$50/yr to access the lowest tier of paid features (can’t remember what all is/isn’t included with that but their site should have a breakdown - I feel like I needed it for an organized event I was riding in). I have mine integrated with Strava (free version) so my rides and segments are still tracked there too.

Cycling now that the weather’s warmer. My family and pets. Coffee and word games.

Thanks for the reminder to look for the good. I often feel like there should be so much more, but I know that’s more than some people have, so I should feel lucky.

Enjoy counting how many times I tell it it’s a piece of shit on a daily basis. Half the time it doesn’t play anything remotely close to the artist/album I request when listening to music. Other times it just flat out doesn’t work. We got a few years ago when they were discounted around holidays - don’t think we’ll be buying any more.