Those old fogies need to turn to dust already. They’re ruining the future.

Ugh some asshole who’s only going to live a century depriving an endless future of historical knowledge. Musk needs to be detained and imprisoned.

Wet gyms are usually in basements and on subfloors. Creepy gyms have racketball courts.

My sister told me I could fly after watching Peter Pan. I could not fly.

We only don’t recognize it because it will distract the Middle East while we siphon all that crude oil.

She’ll have you know she paid 250 percent markup for it

So weird she even has the hair like Angelina in Salt. Celt I doubt she’s a double double agent.

Ticker Carlson was having sexy Rule 34 thoughts again

I’d say he parties a bit too hard