“Fuck you, Thor, but also thanks. But definitely fuck you, Thor.”

Fuck Thor.

When I was in the Navy, a dude kept eating my fucking chips and salsa. It was a small work center, we all knew whose shit was whose in our tiny fridge. So one day I put really fucking hot hot sauce in my salsa and left it in the fridge. Motherfucker has the gall to get pissed at me like I’m the asshole. He didn’t eat my salsa again after that.

None of us are as dumb as all of us.

Land of the fee, home of the slave.

Come on, Grandma, it’s time to get you back to Facebook.

I was just thinking about this on my way into work this morning, and how I need to get some of my junior techs to try this out.

I think goatse is more appropriate.

Eyerolling aside, that is actually damn fine work.

So they like being in the closet? Weird, letting the whole world know.

That probably depends on how you’re cooking them. Runny yolk from good eggs is an order of magnitude better than the cheap eggs.

Wonderful statements.

Tripping a breaker under fault conditions is somewhat destructive to the breaker, and if it keeps tripping, you’ll notice it becomes easier and easier over time.

You’re supposed to stop your car for colors. You don’t necessarily need to get out, but hence the rush to get there and inside before colors.

I told my partner, and she asked “Does that include the band?”

Fuck… I bank with USAA. Ugh, I guess I need to switch banks.

Oh my God, I haven’t laughed this hard at a meme in a very long time. Congratulations.

“I signed up because I was too poor to go to college and had no other career prospects.” Don’t assume.

Not metal, but here’s some Vegetable Soul: https://youtube.com/watch?v=IKQjHwVc8b0

Yeah, lol, I probably would. Unless they do something weird, suspension and wheels can be upgraded, and they have a battery/range upgrade that can anso preclude the need for sand bags. But yeah, I probably would.

Also, a sxs needs a trailer and a truck to get to the woods, and I have nowhere to store a trailer and a sxs.