Depends. Are they pretty?

An egg. My kingdom for an egg!

She’s got two feet, doesn’t she?

Her dream of having two boyfriends is gone.

I frost my pants together one leg at a time, just like everyone else.

Springboot was made by VMware? TIL

Step 1. Boil water

What am I, a chemist?

How do you misspell memes as mames?

“Everyone that disagrees with me is a Democrat”

This might be a good concept for a D&D campaign.

Harry Potter Book 6: Dumbledore dies in this one

would be “sold like wine”

They literally used to put cocaine in wine and called it Coca Wine. Coca-Cola removed the wine during the temperance movement and replaced it with caffeine. They removed the cocaine after the drink got popular with African-Americans and didn’t want to be associated with “coked out <censored>”

Sounds like a gag from Monsters U or Monsters at Work. Wazowski tries to wink at someone, but just ends up blinking and he can’t do it no matter how hard he tries.

It’s wild to think that he would

Making America great (for corporate profits)

It sounds like they’re paying parents to abandon their children to research abroad.

“He’s not a citizen, so isn’t entitled to due process” – My brother in law

You can smuggle imports using importlib.

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No! If you kill all the workers, the ones that replace them will demand higher wages. It’s basic supply and demand. The same thing happened after the Black Plague.