I’d downvote this if I saw it at 197.

Well, have a nap. ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

Well, imagine my shock.

Well, if it’s on wikipedia it must be true.

Lmao who the fuck told you that?

This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.

I wish I had this kind of support growing up. I’m in my 30s and still reeling from all the psychological damage done to me in my youth.

At least two, maybe more.

I’d rather hang out with the crystal people.