Don’t let your dreams be dreams, brother. Use some of that IT money and buy yourself some nice titties

Get a fancy defused light, pose like the woman on the left, and get a tiara or some shit

But what TIME were they born?! /s

Thats what I thought! I was thinking it would be some obscure rock song, not this

This sounds true for men but I feel like being an attractive woman likely puts a target on you from a bunch of people you have no interest in

How you doing, OP? You ok?

I’ve looked at Linux for years but it was always so intimidating to me. I finally installed it when my pc was being aged out of windows 10 and honestly it’s really fun to play around with even though I’m not super tech savvy. It’s easy enough to find a solution online if I run into any problems and everything is free!

Thats a pretty big iron on his hip.

Yeah, from what I’ve hear, a common rule is if they keep snow on them like in the picture, they’re well insulated because the snow isn’t melting. If your dog has melted snow in their coat, they need to come in. But also, allow them to decide what they want.

Friendly reminder that the reason we get funny headlines like this from Florida is that the state allows the media full access to their police records so they can find stories like this

Chicken lentil stewius

You could say, they’ve expired

BUTT LAVOR someone who loves butts and can’t spell

Best guess is that she’s frustrated with the amount you pay versus what you get back. And honestly she’s not wrong but probably mad at the wrong at the wrong people.

100% agree. Unfortunately, with the infrastructure in the US I don’t see us making a move to successfully public transit anytime soon.

Yeah, it feels like this is the price you pay officially but if you donate to a specific account your employee visas are processed without any fees

Same thing happened to me. On the phone with customer service to get my money back

This still is killing me. Why is this so funny? All the others look like good images of the characters!

I’m using this next time I’m on a call with my boss

Yup, same thing happened with social media and search engines. Get people using your product then start running ads