The new one looks like they took Tom Selleck, spray tanned him yellow and and shaved his mustache

Dude apparently put a lot of work into his cop impersonation but I’m sure these are totally legit 🤦‍♀️

Is it gonna be Kent State or Tiananmen Square?

“He was crucified because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured”

Fortunately it was outside the environment

You would think he’d know from his aunt Rosie’s tragic example about how our society puts inconvenient people out of sight.

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid