If you earned $10,000 per hour, every hour of every day since the birth of little baby jebus, you still would not have as much money as Musk did at the start of this year BEFORE he got even more tax breaks and subsidies from the government.

Tax the fuckers

Rip and knit until it is done

That’s not petty, that’s just being smart

I forget where I heard the idea from, but I remember someone coming up with a similar idea, just way more sinister. Basically you get a bunch of these really cheap, battery operated speakers like they mention in the comic, but you put sounds on them like creepy children laughing or ghostly noises that are juuuuust loud enough to hear. Set them to have very long timers at random intervals, and scatter them inside someone’s air vents

If it’s 1:1 ratio? The sun

And then they’re going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!