Kojima-ass name

This dork probably doesn’t even factor in that most Ukraini Amazon’s died in the war between Lemuria and Ultama Thule

wimps couldn’t even get up on a real girder?

*now stuck in my head

And this birth you cannot chaaaaaaaange

My boss is a senile old ghoul who demands I put things in times new roman when designing. I put it in Garamond like the fucking rebel I am

Oh, it’s just hell, silly

Why not split it into four easy payments? It’s just math, proles

Someone is going to put ai farts on the block chain

that’s a bingo

Star ocean 1 or 2

Oh give it time

I just want to know what soulless bastards didn’t brofist Royd at the urinal

Epic roast

OK, but then I want all the RAM in a tank at the front of the store so I can pick the RAM that I want by loudly tapping on the glass.

The numbers are too great for mortal comprehension. Simply gazing upon them would melt the brain of the common prole. The sages are looking for an economic Metatron to deliver the numbers to the masses in a non-mind blowing way.

they can pry my roman numerals out of my cold dead hands in the year MMLII (the year the oracle said I will die)

If I could use the CEO of Roblox’s head as a mead stein, I’d be very happy

I get it, I wanted stupid shit as a kid, but this stuff still sucks no matter how you slice it. It’s a different kind of waste and it encourages immediate gratification

Very awesome. I’m going to try it on my steam deck

She’s got the classic Charlie Kirk tiny face thing going on. Have any fellow phrenologists looked into this?