Jokes aside, I have been blocked many times by overzealous email validation. Yes, my email has a plus sign in it. This is allowed under RFC5322, so deal with it. It is better to have no validation at all than incorrect validation.

To be a completely fair comparison, you should give your baby access to nuclear weapons.

“Internal bleeding to the torso”

Translation: A tiny bruise.

“Today I want Greenland and Venezuela and Cuba and…”

It’s a little late for that. It’s like restoring all the SNAP benefits to someone that’s already starved to death.

Except Greenland is a part of Denmark, so it should also have pink figures?

https://theonion.com/ice-confirms-agents-do-not-have-faces-beneath-masks/

This but all the chairs are booby-trapped to dump the occupant into a fire pit at the press of a button.

“What is this? Fast food for ants? It needs to be at least…three times bigger.”

My personal favorite:

The clockwork man, was built of wire and tin

His eyes shone bright in the night

Bereft of soul and cast without a skin

He shambled, and cried a plaintive plight

The sign in the right says “bees”, but the picture shows a creature with eight legs, two body segments, and no wings. That’s no bee, that’s a spider!

Doctor: “Would you like to be immune to several diseases, and resistant to many more? There are literally no downsides, and I can prove this with overwhelming evidence.”

Patient: “No thanks lol.”

Many states already do this. California makes you take a multiple-choice exam, for example.

3.14 acres of enclosed space, and still barely enough to support a crew of eight people. I think OP is going to need a bigger bag of plants.

Bad Apple is a black-and-white music video that gets used for a lot of tech demos. It has the right combination of length, contrast, and recognizability at very low resolution.

As an example, here’s Bad Apple running on an NES an 8-bit system that isn’t normally capable of deciding video.

The thumbnail is for this video, which renders Bad Apple in the style of the black lines used to redact allegedly sensitive information from the documents released in the Epstein Files.

Remember how Biosphere 2 went so badly that the crew nearly starved to death, but no one bothered doing a Biosphere 3? That might be a good step before attempting long-term Moon or Mars missions.

Ah, the classic “all eggs in one basket” strategy.

Relevant song: Just Glue Some Gears On It and Call It Steampunk