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Cake day: November 18th, 2023

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  • Oh? What monument have “they” destroyed, exactly?

    Was it the Ten Commandments one in front of a certain state capitol?

    Or, perhaps you’re alluding to any number of dead white rapists w/ stars & stripes on their costumes that stood, uncorrected, for too long to be excusable?

    Are “they” with you right now? Whispering soft, tempting secrets like thigh-warmed honey into your totally-resistant ear holes, eh sweetcakes?

    Maybe, try one fewer Macs a day and take care of you, instead. Not only can you be happier, but everyone around you’ll benefit from a better you, too.

    Just a thought, neighbor.













  • Y’all do realize that this exact same line of thinking prefaced a non-zero amount of “I’m just here for the experience” corpses in any war, ever. I can only imagine how many poor bastards thought they could game the system with a quick in-out like a flash, back home before you could spit. Every. Single. Fucking time.

    No one makes it out alive, man. Every day counts. Don’t “meh” this one.