Nothing at All in My Ass

“Hey, you know that policy that benefits working-class Americans and has virtually no drawbacks except to like five people? WELL IT’S IMPEDING OUR FREEDOM SO LET’S GET RID OF IT!”

/s (I wish)

If you’re looking to see how strong a password really is, check it here.

Aneurism presidenting

This is what happens when you survey jackpot winners about the value of lottery tickets.

To be fair, anything that follows Gold/Silver is going to feel lackluster. Because Gold and Silver are awesome (personal favorites).

(or an enby, the phrase is a bit outdated)

I’m sorry, but the kissing is unacceptable.

The witch driving the broom should be paying attention to where she’s flying. Look, they’re headed right for that power line. This is how modern witches get burned, you know.

Remember kids: when you fly, keep your eyes on the sky, not on a fly girl or guy

Coding is totally obselete, bro. AI can totally write all the code, trust me bro. You just gotta know how to tell it what code to write, like learn some keywords and stuff, bro. Like, as long as you check how it produces looping mechanisms and tell it when it should use polymorphism and stuff, it’ll totally do all the work bro. You don’t need to know how to code, just the right sequence of keywords and commands so the AI can write all the code.

I generally blame the instructors when that happens. I’ve taken classes on the most menial subjects that were great because the instructor was great. Almost anything can be enjoyable to learn if you have the right teacher.

Then sell it to a demolition derby show.

My first (and still my favorite) thing I designed from scratch is my Happy Mug.