It really is a bummer to have such a legitimately retarded man just riding this country into the earths crust all Slim Pickens style.

There has to be others, Luigi can’t have been the only one. We. Are. Waiting….

Because they are too busy crushing natty ice, sucking down Marlboro lights, hitting up wal mart for some new wife beaters, heading back to the trailer court and slapping around their current Denny’s waitress.